16
Jun

Debunking Myths

Apparently some members who have been following the blog (i.e. the less intelligent ones) are freaking out over the fact that I have garlic.  It seems they are implying I obtaining it through dubious means.  While generally I’d let accusations like this go and settle it afterwards, its my last day and I want it to be a nice pleasant one.  

So if you will draw your attention to the aftermath of my night ops raid you will see that I came back with not two, but three varieties of vegetables: tomatoes, onions and garlic.  All this was clearly documented.  

When I got to the farm, I grabbed a bit of everything; Augustus Gloop let loose in the Wonka factory.  I wasn’t going back, nor was I going hungry anymore, anything I could get my hands on was going in the bag.  

The sad part is, its not even good garlic.  But when you’ve got nothing, something is always better.  And anything is better than mussels, I do mean anything.    

I know that from experience.  

 

5 Responses to “Debunking Myths”

  1. SBS Says:

    but the tomatoes and onions and garlic would not have been grown locally this early in the season- isn’t that basically like rading a grocery store for in-stock, out of season produce shipped in from Mexico or someplace?

  2. Daniel J. DeMagistris Says:

    throw a little garlic and onion on those mussels and I bet they’d be quite enjoyable - i’ll bring some clams next week for a change of pace - sound good? :)

  3. John Martino Says:

    Just to let you know I was out at a nice Italian restaurant last night and had a mixed cold seafood antipasto. It included conch and it was delicious! some oil, vinegar, fresh herbs and ground pepper. I don’t know what the hell your complaining about.

  4. Mr C Says:

    “Acta est fabula “

  5. Jeff Says:

    How is stealing onions and tomatoes any different than shoplifting or raiding the Boars Head bag???

    You’re better than that HungBar.

Leave a Reply