Now What?
Fate had stifled every attempt I had made to get out of my current predicament, I fell into a rut. It seemed all was lost. What was I going to do now?
I decided to take a bike ride to sort things out. I was hoping a little bit of exercise would clear my mind.
I passed a farm I had seen before, and having nothing to do, decided to investigate it again. The plants were just put in, meaning there was nothing edible around. While this was nothing new, it did however reaffirm my current position:
The cursory glance had given me nothing, but having time to kill I ventured further into the farm, closer to the storehouse and shop itself. Peering around, there were people around, but nothing of interest. This appears to have been a bust as well.
Until something caught my eye. Onions! Bags of onions, hiding in a overhang! Could it be the break I desperately needed? My luck was finally turning. But there were people around, how to take them:
I decided to come back at night, those vegetables would be mine.
Oh yes they would be mine.

June 15th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I’m going to have to vote against stealing the onions now that you have postes evidence against yourself on the internet. Find something else to steal and don’t video yourself next time…
June 15th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
What Onions?????
June 17th, 2008 at 11:16 am
The question must be asked: How is stealing a bag on onions from a shop in the spirit of your live-off-the-land quest? Sure they come from the ground, but that’s not where you found them…. just asking.
Heck, if you were gonna steal your provisions, I’d have gone for the bag of peanut butter M&Ms.