The Main Course
Have you ever had 5 people just stare at you without saying a word? Welcome to dinner with the Barbarian and family!
While everyone else dined on a spread I would kill for, I saved my main course to have with them. What could that be? God forsaken mussels of course:
What else did you expect?
The divide between the two camps was wide and the table long however:
On one side sat the residents of the beach front house, on the other the resident of the tent in their backyard who was almost booted out by the gardener.
Everyone did feel bad for my predicament, my grandmother really wouldn’t look me in the eye she felt so bad, but that wasn’t going to stop anyone from eating:
or some friendly taunting:
I can’t blame him; I’d do the same if the roles were reversed.
Two seconds later my father recommended I roll one of my mussels in the eggplant. I had no comment; I was already considering doing that.
This is going to be a looooooooong weekend.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:17 am
This was by far the best day of the week yet. THe clips were hilarious and that eggplant looked delicious. I could just imagine how you feel. It must be horrible being stuck with baby fish instead of eggplant and burgers. Grandma looked like she was in shock. I know she was trying really hard not to slip you one of those eggplants. I have been laughing nonstop this entire week because of this website. This whole idea is the greatest idea in Galbo history!!! Good Luck the rest of the days.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:21 am
I think this is harder on your grandmother than it is on you (sigh)
June 14th, 2008 at 6:46 am
This would have been a whole lot more interesting if you weren’t camping out in your parents’ backyard. You have human interaction and fresh water. What’s the big deal? We did this as kids all summer long and you’re making making it seem like a huge test. I’ll come back when you’re doing some Bear Gryll stuff. At least have someone blindfold you and drop you off at a remote location! Lame.
June 14th, 2008 at 10:57 am
When I burp I can still taste that hotdog…delicious
June 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Bear Gryll you’re not but funny you are.